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Old 12-14-2011, 08:44 AM
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1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time; a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.

2. All idiots, after reading #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company.

You now have 2 options ... delete it, or send it along to put a smile on another idiot's face today.

~ Bonnie
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Old 12-14-2011, 09:17 AM
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How very true !
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