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TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks,
Nobody listens
And everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel
You are going to feel a feeling
You have never felt before

CLASSIC:

A book
Which people praise,
But never read

OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life

YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth

EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give To their
Mistakes

DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip

MISER:

A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!

BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late When you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your Hand before elections
And your Confidence later

DOCTOR:
A person who kills
Your ills by pills,
And kills you by his bills!
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